"Sit down and enjoy this lovely British comedy in paperback form."

By: Sue Margolis

Genres: Romance Contemporary

Posted: January 8, 2006

Rebecca Fine is just not having a good day -- or for that matter a good year if you hear her tell it. Her love life is on hold, her career isn't challenging and her friends and family are driving her crazy. Rebecca seems to be on a collision course with life in general. Even when mister gorgeous, too good to be true, comes into the picture in the person of Max Stoddart Rebecca is still bombarded with one disaster after another. Nothing life threatening but totally life embarrassing -- put a paper bag over your head -- embarrassing. The question keeps popping into your mind -- how does she always seem to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and how does a seemingly intelligent, well educated woman get so disheveled at all the most inopportune moments. In short if something weird is about to happen to someone then that someone is Rebecca. Luckily she has a remarkable sense of humor albeit self deprecating but we are talking about a laugh out loud British comic streak. She comes by it rather naturally as we get to know her family, in particular her grandmother Rose. Rose is a typical Jewish grandmother with a slightly odd trait of taking information too literally. Her reference to a friend with a colostomy bag as Semi Colon is a perfect example. Rose is determined to see Rebecca happily married and every now and again plays match maker with usually unfortunate results. And then there's Lipstick who is engaged to Rebecca's dad Stan. I'm not even going to start on that one.

Sue Margolis has taken a little story about a woman's search for love, career and happiness and turned it into a series of one-liners - British one-liners to boot. If you didn't think the Brits have a sense of humor or comic timing then you have to read this book. The main character, Rebecca Fine, is a walking example of Murphy's Law and you will find yourself thinking or perhaps saying out loud -- Oh No not again. Great fun. Enjoy.

Book Summary

When it comes to men, beauty columnist Rebecca Fine always seems to be on the scruffy end of the mascara wand. But all that changes the morning she meets Max Stoddart, her new colleague at the Daily Vanguard. With his upscale suit, Hugh Grant hair, and obscenely sexy good looks, he’s a single woman’s dream come true. Finally, her grandmother can stop surfing the Net for eligible Jewish males. But is Max the catch of the decade---or just a major babe magnet?

Meanwhile, Rebecca’s old high school nemesis has resurfaced, a former blond bombshell called Lipstick who is now engaged to Rebecca’s widowed dad. And it’s good-bye to articles on toe cleavage when a hot tip sweeps Rebecca to the center of the Paris cosmetics world, where a miracle anti-wrinkle cream is about to be launched. That is, until she blows the whistle on a scandal that could set the beauty business---and the future of world peace---reeling. Will Rebecca win the recognition---not to mention the Pulitzer---she yearns for...and get the man of her dreams? Stay tuned.

Apocalipstick by Sue Margolis

Apocalipstick

by: Sue Margolis

Bantam
September 27, 2005
Featuring: Rebecca Fine
323 pages
ISBN: 0440242967
Paperback

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